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Graham Gano Homers to Dead Center in Kickball Game Against His Children

Panthers kicker Graham Gano recently dickslapped one about 500 feet to dead centerfield off of one of his kids. I mean, what’d you expect to happen when you bounce that weak shit down the pipe against an NFL kicker? Of course he’s going to send it to the moon. What I don’t appreciate is the disrespect he’s showing for the game. Watch out Gano, you’re breaking all kinds of unwritten rules with that little cocky trot around the bases, and I didn’t care too much for how long you watched the ball before leaving the plate. If I’m the kid, I’m rolling one right at that big head of yours your next time up. Should teach you to not pimp a homer on me ever again.

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