Russian Lawmaker Tells Citizens to Not Have Sex with Foreigners

Yahoo Sports- Tamara Pletnyova, head of the lower house of parliament’s Family, Women and Children Committee, warned Russians against having sex with foreign visitors during a radio appearance on Wednesday. More specifically, she warned Russian woman against getting pregnant by visitors, hearkening back to the 1980 Moscow Olympics.
“There will be girls who meet men, and then they will give birth,” Pletnyova said via translation. “Maybe they will get married, maybe they won’t. But the kids will suffer, just like they suffered [after the Moscow Olympics].”
“It’s the children who suffer and have suffered since the Soviet era.”
But Pletnyova wasn’t done with simply advising residents against trysts with visitors and the perils of being a single mother or a child born out of wedlock. She clarified that if you’re going to have sex with a foreigner, just make sure that partner is white.
“If it’s another race, then it’s even worse,” Pletnyova said. “We should give birth to our own children.”
“I’m not a nationalist, but nonetheless,” she added.”

Well… you heard her! She’s not a Nationalist. She’s just a person with strong patriotic feelings and she believes in the superiority of their country over others. And she’s DEFINITELY not a racist either! She just believes that mixing races through intercourse is worse than shaggin a foreigner in a porta potty.

Russia is an extremely weird place. You have really cool people like Ovechkin, and then you just have off the wall loose cannons like this woman. Oh, and sometimes they have bears deliver the game ball. Hope they do it in the World Cup at some point.

russian bear

If I ever went to a World Cup, the least of my worries would be trying to bang some of the host country’s women. It’s not that I wouldn’t, I just don’t think I would have the opportunity to mix it up with one of them due to a possible language barrier and my lack of prettiness mixed with an abundance of ugliness. I didn’t choose #TeamUgly, I was drafted by #TeamUgly. They chose me.

Anyways, I’m sure most Russians are probably gonna listen to this woman, because most of them are crazy. Is there anything wrong with it? I don’t know, probably. But it’s a whole different world over there, so no one should really care too much about it.

None of you Russians better touch my American women in 2026.

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