— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) July 10, 2018
Dude, I don’t know shit about soccer. I don’t know shit about the whole transfer stuff. I don’t know nothing, NAWTHING.
Here’s what I know.
Cristiano Ronaldo is good.
I played with him on FIFA sometimes and he played for Real Madrid, and they’re in Spain.
Now he plays for Juventus. They’re in Italy.
So, Juventus just got a really good soccer player. Good for them. I don’t know if Real Madrid gets a player in return, or if they get a lot of money, or if they get anything.
Cristiano Ronaldo now plays for Juventus.
I can’t quit thinking about that Ohtani puppet.